I build the distribution machine that makes products spread.
Not content-for-hire, a growth engine. I create the content, channels, and launch playbooks that turn a product into something the internet actually talks about.
I've driven 2M+ views and 20M+ signups for products, and I build the systems so it keeps compounding instead of fizzling after one viral moment. Bold launches, growth loops wired into the product, and reach that ties back to revenue. Diss tracks optional.
Companies I’ve worked with + products I’ve built
amazon
eventbrite
StreamYard
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What you get
Distribution strategy
The channels and angles that fit your product, not generic 'post more often'.
Content that converts
Short-form, launches, and campaigns built to drive signups, not just impressions.
Growth loops & systems
Referral, lifecycle, and viral mechanics wired into the product itself.
Launches that land
Bold, memorable launches (yes, including the occasional diss track at a competitor).
Most people can get you one viral hit. I build the machine that turns reach into signups, over and over. At ZooTools, the email and viral-growth platform I co-founded, customers have driven 20M+ signups using what we built (50K+ registered users). At StreamYard I ran the growth experiments that scaled it from $5M to $50M ARR across 7 markets. Solo, I've shipped 10+ AI products and bootstrapped SMASHSEND, which I launched with a full rap diss track aimed at Mailchimp by name, because I'd rather make a product spread than pay for the ad. My own coding TikTok (@programaconjorge, 24.7K followers, 2M+ views) is just the cheapest place I test what travels. You're not buying the views. You're buying the person who keeps building the funnel underneath them.
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